Cheesy Lines

Cheesy pickup lines are fairly high risk and sometimes work on romantics or if you catch someone off-guard. Using cheesy pickup lines to humor someone or to break a period of silence is a better choice than using one as an opener to get a date. Cheesy lines should generally be restricted to as a joke for people you already know or if you're completely drunk and oblivious to the consequences such as a slap or a drink in your eye. 


So here are some cheesy pick-up lines I've copied from my friend Betty's facebook account:

alam mo para tayong chess piece.. white ako, black ka or vice versa..

'coz no matter what, we couldn't be together..but still we're trying to invade each other..

what is your favorite letter in the alphabet?

kasi ako..i love U.. :)

U don't have to be a degree holder to achieve ur dreams,

mai mara2ting kah,,,

dito sa puso ko...

alam mo qng kanta ka lang, ilalagay kita sa playlists ko, tapos irerepeat kita,

para ikaw lang ang paulit-ulit kong mapapakinggan

Huwag kang matakot kung isang araw maging pula ang buong paligid mo,,,

nasa puso na kasi kita

Alam mo kung magiging subject mo ko, gusto ko ako ang pinakamahirap,,,

para sakin ka babagsak... 

sana may wifi na lang din ang puso mo,,,

so that i can always connect to your heart...

sana load balance ka na lang para lagi kitang nache-check,,

Sana twitter account ka na lang..

para nasusundan kita.. 

Simbang gabi ka ba?

gusto kasi ktang kumpletuhin,

Sana camera na lang ako, para naca-capture ko bawat ngiti mo,,

sana libingan na lang ako, para anuman mangyari ako pa din huling hantungan mo,,

Luxury car ka ba? Ang gara mu kasi,

"ayokong mawala ka,,,lagi man kitang nakakalimutan, gusto ko lagi kitang hawak,,,

--> cellphone 

sa lahat ng book,,isang book lang ang hindi ko maintindihan,,,

yun ay ang tiBOOK ng puso mo

naiinis ako sa FB,,kasi laging tinatanong,,,

Whats on my mind?

Eh Ikaw lng naman nasa isip ko alangan namang ishare pa kita,

"para kng matigas na tae,,, ang hirap mung ilabas" 

-->feelings 

nasaan k kagabi,? kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip q,

posporo ka ba? eh d posporo n rin aq,,para match tayo,,

did you like it?=) Pinoys really are good in these kind of stuff.haha